Ordering tea may not be such an easy task.....where a robot is the maid

MAID: What would you like to have? Fruit juice, yoghurt, tea, chocolate, capuccino, frapuccino, or coffee?
OKON: Tea, please, thank you.
MAID: Ceylon tea, Indian tea, herbal tea, kerichogold tea, bush tea, or green tea?
OKON: Ceylon tea, please, thanks.
MAID: Plain or white?
OKON: White, please.
MAID: With whole milk or fresh cream?
OKON: Milk.
MAID: Cow milk or goat milk?
OKON: Cow milk.
MAID: Friesland cow or Afrikaaner cow?
OKON: um....Friesland cow.
MAID: What sweetener would you prefer, sugar, honey, or none?
OKON: Sugar.
MAID: Cane sugar or beet sugar?
OKON: Cane sugar.
MAID: White, brown, or yellow sugar?
OKON: Abasi!!!! Common sugar sef na him I dey answer mcq!!! Abeg, forget the tea. Gimme a glass of water.
MAID: Tap, distilled, or mineral water?
OKON: Mineral water.
MAID: Flavored or non-flavored?
OKON: Ette mi. Oya free d water. Just bring me an empty glass.
MAID: Tumbler, wine-glass, champagne-glass, or beer mug?
OKON: Free me abeg. I go swallow my spit.
MAID: Fasting spit........
OKON: IF I HEAR ANYTHING FROM YOU AGAIN, I GO KILL YOU AND I NO GO GIVE YOU CHOICE WHETHER TO GO HEAVEN OR TO GO HELL. IDIOT!!!!!!!
MAID: Stupid idiot, lazy idiot, crazy idiot, or plain idiot?
OKON: (praying): Father forgive the maid. She is only a robot from the future.