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Why does Nigeria issue driver's licenses to 18-year olds? Why does Nigeria register 18-year olds to vote? Could it be because 18-year olds are adjudged as having reached the legal age of consent? Could it be because at 18 years old, a boy, no, a man is expected to be able to decide for himself what is right, what is wrong, and what is right or wrong depending on prevailing circumstances? Could it be because at 18 years old, a girl is expected to say no when she means no, and to say yes when she is sure she can handle the consequences of her fiat?
Could that be the reason our former chief banker and now good emir (Sai Turanchi) is now said to have married an 18-year old Adamawa princess?
Maybe.
But let the emir beware.
The princess may be able to accept his nuptial hand; her vagina may be able to sate what remnants of his passion still trickle down the legs of his first three wives. But her young pelvis may not be able to withstand the live consequence of that residual passion.
Let the good emir beware vesicovaginal fistula. It does not necessarily recognize the 18-year benchmark for independence.
But what do I know sef? Abeg lemme park well.
